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Restaurant intelligence, built by a chef

Know your numbers
over your morning cup of coffee.

★ Why "0000"? Every restaurant in our system gets a number, never a name — yours will be MISE-0011 or beyond. This site is MISE-0000: restaurant zero, the first house, built before any client ever was. Your data is protected the same way — by number, never by name.

Mise.AI reads your invoices, sales, and labor overnight and sends one clear morning brief — what happened, what changed, and what to do about it. No dashboards to babysit. No spreadsheets to build.

From 50¢ a day · Free onboarding · No contracts

30 years in professional kitchens behind every screen Built for independents — not another $500/mo POS Powered by the most recent AI, working the line 24/7
What Mise.AI Is

Mise.AI is built by chefs, for independent restaurants — a system that reads your invoices, labor, and sales overnight and hands you one clear brief every morning: what changed, what to watch, and what to do about it. No spreadsheets. No dashboard to babysit. Recipe costing, budgeting, and scheduling run in the background, and every restaurant is protected by number, never by name. Pricing scales with your revenue, from a free recipe calculator up to a full bar and beverage program. Think of it as a second set of hands doing the math, so you can stay in the kitchen.

The System, Drawn

Everything connects

This is the map we drew before we built anything — fifty years of shifts turned into a web. Your paper goes in at the top; your morning decision comes out at the bottom. Every line on it is explained below.

YOUR TWEAKS FEED BACK IN INVOICES every one, every day SALES yesterday's numbers RECIPES menu, pars, hourly THE SNIFFER cleans every line, flags every cent THE ENGINE corporate-grade data machinery costs, pars, P&L, labor, trends the AI lives here, next to your numbers THE NIGHT BRIGADE prep cook, sous, exec works while you sleep THE BOARDS cook, chef, manager each sees their station THE MORNING BRIEF one honest page waiting when you wake up YOU, OVER COFFEE 30 seconds, one decision "Your call, Chef."
Line 1 · paper in

Your house feeds the top.

Invoices, sales, recipes, schedule — sent once, then it flows. You never key in a number; that's the house rule.

Line 2 · the gate

Nothing gets past the Sniffer.

Every invoice is cleaned and checked before the books ever see it. The engine only takes clean data — a cent over gets flagged, purveyor against purveyor, prime never confused with commodity.

Line 3 · the math

The Engine solves everything once.

Costs, pars, labor, P&L — all computed in one place, next to your data. The AI never guesses at numbers; it reads answers the engine already proved.

Line 4 · the night shift

The Brigade turns math into words.

Prep cook parses, sous verifies and loads your boards, exec fact-checks and writes the story — overnight, in the cheap hours. That's the pricing secret hiding in plain sight.

Line 5 · the payoff

Two things come out.

Boards for every station, and one parchment page for you. Thirty seconds with your coffee, one decision made with time to act on it — on the drive to the market, not after close.

Line 6 · the loop

Your decision feeds back in.

Tweak the menu, swap the purveyor, change a par — the web feels it and every number downstream moves. That dotted line back to the top is the whole reason this works.

The Morning Brief

One honest page.
Every morning.

Not another dashboard about right now. One letter about yesterday — solved overnight, waiting whenever you wake up, read in the time it takes to pour a coffee.

THE HOUSE PAPER WHILE YOU SLEPT Morning, Chef. Solid Tuesday — sales landed at $2,340, about 8% over your usual. Food cost held at 29%. Worth your eyes: Tuesday's produce invoice priced romaine 12% above usual. Third week running — might be a call. Your call, Chef. — MISEai · Exec Chef
The Work It Does

While you're covering stations

You're not watching screens — you're running a kitchen. So the system reads the numbers for you and speaks up only when something matters.

Every night

Invoices, parsed line by line.

Every case, every price, every night. When a vendor quietly bumps the chicken $4 a case, you hear about it before the rep calls.

Every plate

Recipes costed to the penny.

Live prices flow into your plate costs. Yields change, prices change — your margins recalculate themselves. Beverages too, every size.

Every shift

Your crew on the same page.

Prep lists and station recipes on the cook dashboard — in English or Spanish, their choice. One login for the house. No per-seat charges.

Every question

Real AI minutes, every day.

Ask anything — "can I afford another prep cook?" — and get answers from an AI that already knows your numbers. It knows your food cost before you finish the question.

How It Works

From handshake to first brief

Onboarding is white-glove and free — a guide walks you in personally. Here's the whole trip.

1

Claim your number.

Sign in with your Gmail, pick your course, pay only for the days left this month. About two minutes. Your restaurant gets its own number — that number is your key to everything.

2

Meet your guide.

First login, your personal AI walks you in — a conversation, not a forms wizard. It asks about your restaurant like a consultant would. Recipes and invoices ready? You're live about as fast as a document loads.

3

Or hand me the shoebox.

Binder photos, invoice PDFs, the folder of who-knows-what — email it over and I'll build your book for you personally. Takes a little longer. Costs the same: nothing.

4

Wake up to your first brief.

From night one, the system works your overnight shift. Your first House Paper is waiting with your coffee — and every morning after.

Email the shoebox

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Focus on the kitchen.
Let the numbers handle themselves.

Start with a free taste, or go straight to the coffee. Either way, your first brief is closer than you think.

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